The Garden Slayer Tote

Digging in the dirt is cheaper than therapy—and less suspicious than Googling “how to get away with murder.” 😂 Whether you're planting petunias or just plotting in peace, our “Gardening Because Murder is Wrong” cotton tote bag is the perfect companion for all your not-so-violent tendencies.

Made from durable 100% cotton, this bag is ready to haul everything from fresh produce to your gardening gloves and alibi snacks. It's spacious, lightweight, and guaranteed to make other true crime-obsessed plant moms stop and snort-laugh in admiration. 🧤🌸

✨ Features:

• 15" x 16" of punny perfection

• Strong 21" handles (no flimsiness here!)

• 100% cotton, perfect for eco-conscious plant slayers

• Printed with love (not rage) using screenprint

🎯 Great for: plant lovers, true crime junkies, garden therapy sessions, and anyone with a “dark humor but soft heart” aesthetic.