Unsalted Clear Vinyl Sticker

For those who prefer their water fresh and their humor a little briny, this Unsalted sticker is shore to make waves. 🌊

Measuring 4"x1.13", this clear-backed vinyl sticker is waterproof, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe—basically built tougher than a Yooper in January. Stick it on your Nalgene, laptop, kayak, or car and let the world know: you ride waves, not tides.

No ocean? No problem. We’ve got five massive unsalted reasons to love the Midwest, and this sticker’s here to represent every single splash. It’s like sunscreen for your personality—protective and slightly transparent. ☀️

Perfect for Michiganders, lake bums, or anyone who’s ever said “the beach is better without sharks.”

✔️ Clear as Lake Michigan
✔️ Sticks like a good fish tale
✔️ Fresher than a dip in Superior in May